100 Funny and Silly Jokes for Kids

One of the best feelings in the world is making those around you laugh! What’s even better? Putting a smile on a child’s face! So take a peek below at 100 of the funniest, silliest jokes for kids we have compiled here for you today and start laughing the day away now.

• Let’s start with a school related joke, because it’s where we all need cheering up!

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: The school-buzz!

• Who doesn’t love food humor? We know kids certainly eat those types of jokes up!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

• Kids love make believe things like fairies and elves. If so, tell them this joke!

Q: What do they teach elves when they are in school?

A: The elf-abet!

• Want to make a child crack up really quickly? Then you’ve found the perfect joke right here!

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go on a fishing trip?

A: Bookworms!

• Need some holiday cheer? No problem, this one is sure to make anyone smile.

Q: What is a cow’s favorite holiday of the year?

A: Moo-years day!

• The holiday fun doesn’t stop there by any means!

Q: What did the light bulb say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

A: I love you watts and watts!

• Maybe you’re looking for a joke that’s really hopping. Well, here you are!

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in such good shape all year long?

A: Lots and lots of eggsercise!

• The holiday jokes just neverend, do they? Nah, we don’t think it’s possible!

Q: What do they call a fake stone in Ireland?

A: A sham rock!

• St Patty’s day not really your jam? Well, try out this awesome Christmas joke instead.

Q: Why does Santa Claus like to slide down the chimney?

A: It really seems to soot him.

• The best jokes to tell are the ones you tell your family on holidays, right? So bring the holiday cheer with this awesome Christmas joke.

Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song to sing?

A: Jungle bells, duh!

• Christmas is a great time to laugh, don’t you think?

Q: Why do dogs tend to hang up their own stockings at Christmas?

A: They think Santa Paws is coming to town!

• Not a Christmas person? That’s okay, we have plenty of other holiday jokes to make you smile.

Q: What kind of key is bad at opening a door?

A: A tur-key!

• Thanksgiving is a great time to be thankful for all the amazing jokes there are in the world!

Q: What type of flight does a turkey take home?

A: Bird class!

• We don’t condone fighting, but when it involves your food we might giggle a little bit.

Q: What happened to the turkey when he got into a fistfight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked right out of him!

• What’s the best holiday of all? Halloween! What’s even better than that? Halloween jokes!

Q: What kind of fruit do scarecrows eat?

A: Strawberries!

• Looking for a spook-tacular joke to tell your friends? This is it!

Q: What did the ghost say to his crush?

A: You’re bootiful!

• The funny frights don’t stop there!

Q: What do witches like to eat when they make bagels?

A: Scream cheese!

• Halloween wouldn’t usually be a time for giggles, but with these jokes how can you not?

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spell-ing class!

• Looking for a joke that combines the holidays? Great, we got you covered.

Q: What do you get when a snowman crosses a vampire.

A: Frost-bite!

• Food is awesome and tasty, but jokes about food make a meal even yummier!

Q: Why would someone smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To compliment a traffic jam!

• Food fuels us, but where would we be without laughter?

Q: Why did the banana go visit his doctor?

A: He wasn’t peeling very well!

• Going to the dentist can be scary, but not if you tell a joke like this first!

Q: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty!

• Animals are funny on so many levels, aren’t they?

Q: What should you do when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Get a new one!

• It’s too bad animals can’t tell jokes about us back, huh!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bull dozer!

• Dogs are man’s best friend and that’s why we must poke fun at them, too!

Q: What type of dog keeps track of time?

A: A watch dog!

• Fish are next on this list of hilarity!

Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools!

• Surely you’ve never been robbed, but if you ever do be sure to tell this joke to lighten the mood.

Q: Why did the burglar take a shower?

A: To make a clean getaway!

• Feeling a little under the weather? Try this joke out to put a smile on your face.

Q: Can you make a tissue dance?

A: Sure, you just put a little boogie into it!

• Do you love pirates? Us too. That’s why this joke is here for you!

Q: What do pirates pay for earrings?

A: About a buck an ear! (Buccaneer)

• We don’t like our vegetables just as much as you don’t, but jokes about them are sure funny.

Q: What kind of bean gets super jealous of actual beans?

A: A jelly bean!

• What’s your favorite animal? Does it make any noises? Ours certainly does!

Q: What kind of lion never roars?

A: A dandelion!

• Cows have a lot of funny qualities, but we think that their ability to make milk is the funniest.

Q: What do you call a cow that jumps around on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake!

• Feeling a little bit of that dark humor today? Check this joke out!

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?

A: Because of all the coffin!

• The dark fun doesn’t have to stop there!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts to do it!

• Nature jokes are also a good time. See what we mean!?

Q: What runs but cannot walk?

A: A river!

• Speaking of water…

Q: What gets wetter the more than it dries?

A: A towel!

• We don’t think fish get enough attention in the animal kingdom. So let’s shed some light on them with this joke!

Q: What fish is most likely to get famous?

A: A star-fish!

• Have we said any ocean jokes yet? Cause if not, here you go!

Q: How does the ocean say it’s goodbyes?

A: It waves!

• We love cellphones in this day and age, but…

Q: What kind of phone can’t be used to call a person?

A: A xylophone!

• Our bodies are really cool things, even when they are dead!

Q: What do skeletons say before diving into a meal?

A: Bone appetite!

• We know that kids love Disney’s Frozen  so we are guessing they’ll love this joke!

Q: Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?

A: Because she’ll let it go!

• School isn’t all that much fun, but when you have jokes like these it can be!

Q: Where do pencils go during summer vacation?

A: Pencil-vania!

• Animals truly make our hearts grow larger, but these jokes will make our smiles grow even bigger!

Q: Why did the pony skip out on singing karaoke?

A: He was a little hoarse!

• We aren’t quite finished with the Halloween jokes yet!

Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch of course!

• Did you know noodles can be sneaky? We sure didn’t until we heard this hilarious joke!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

• Did you know dentists get awards, too?

Q: What kind of award does a dentist receive?

A: A plaque!

• We haven’t done any clothing humor yet, so here you go.

Q: What has many teeth, but does not bite?

A: A zipper.

• Monsters love to do the monster mash too, you know!

Q: What kind of monster loves to dance?

A: A boogieman!

• School can be tough, but laughing a little makes it a lot easier to deal with we think.

Q: Why was the teacher going cross eyed?

A: He couldn’t keep control of his pupils!

• Even in the afterlife people keep on lying up a storm.

Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?

A: Because you can see right through them!

• Random objects always make good joke starters!

Q: Why did the picture go to prison?

A: Someone framed him!

• Have you ever heard a joke about a lawyer? If not, you’re about to!

Q: What do lawyers wear when they go to work?

A: Lawsuits!

• A little ocean humor can lighten up anyone’s day.

Q: If the ocean had hair what kind would it have?

A: Wavy!

• Fruit make for very fruity jokes!

Q: Why did the orange lose the marathon?

A: He ran out of juice!

• Time is a man made concept, but it’s also good for man-made jokes.

Q: Why would you throw a clock out the window?

A: To see time fly!

• Wordplay humor is some of the best humor around!

Q: What word is always spelt wrong in the dictionary?

A: Wrong!

• Superstition supersedes species!

Q: When is it bad luck to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a little mouse!

• Again with the ghost jokes, but they are just so darn funny!

Q: What does a ghost have in his nose?

A: Boo-gers!

• Let’s talk astronomy for a minute, shall we?

Q: What are you supposed to do with a space man?

A: Park in it!

• Getting old must suck, but it’s even worse for snowmen.

Q: What do you call a puddle of water?

A: An old snowman!

• Dinosaurs are interesting for everyone, right?

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that knows every word?

A: A thesaurus!

• Writing is a tough gig, that we know, but what’s the toughtest thing about being a writer?

Q: Why are writers always super cold?

A: They’re surrounded by drafts!

• Spicy food equal spicy jokes!

Q: What do you call a nosey pepper?

A: Jalepeno your business!

• Do you ever notice your teddy doesn’t have an appetite?

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed!

• Cookies have feelings too, apparently!

Q: Why was the cookie so sad?

A: His mom was a wafer so long!

• Ducks just want to be pretty, too.

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: Put it on my bill!

• Bike humor is a new subject to explore here, so let’s get on it with this next joke!

Q: Why can’t the bike stand on it’s own?

A: Because it was two-tired!

• Did you ever hear your condiments say anything so crazy? Us either, but it’s still a funny joke.

Q: What did the vinaigrette say when the fridge door was opened?

A: Close the door, I’m dressing!

• There’s many bee jokes, but we think this one is just awesome!

Q: What kind of bee has trouble making up its mind?

A: A may-bee!

• We hope you have room for more dino jokes, because here’s a really funny one for you.

Q: What do you call prehistoric monsters that are asleep?

A: Dinosnores!

• Food jokes make for a good time in the lunchroom if you ask us.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: He was feeling a little crummy.

• Here’s another food joke to put a stitch in anyone’s side!

Q: What did the hamburger name it’s child?

A: Patty!

• Kids don’t work yet, but maybe their parents will get a giggle out of this one!

Q: How do construction workers celebrate?

A They raise the roof!

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• Do you live on a farm? Even if you don’t this is still a great joke!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk!

• Have you ever had a broken tomato, well here’s something you’ll enjoy knowing!

Q:  How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: With tomato paste!

• Here’s another great farm related joke for you!

Q: How does a farmer fix his overalls?

A: With a cabbage patch!

• Swamp jokes are still hilarious jokes, don’t you agree?

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

A: An investigator!

• Are you a fan of pirates? Us too, that’s why we have this great joke here.

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards with his friends?

A: Because he was standing on the deck!

• Have you ever done something silly? This kid sure has.

Q: Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow?

A: To have sweet dreams!

• Fruit jokes always make us laugh heartily!

Q: What do you call a strawberry who is sad?

A: A blueberry!

• Kids either lover frogs or hate them, but they sure love jokes about them.

Q: Why are frogs always very happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

• Do you have a household pet? If so, you’ll love this one!

Q: What animal makes the best pet?

A: A cat, because it’s purr-fect!

• Here’s another great animal joke to share with your friends.

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt zebra!

• The animal jokes just keep a’coming!

Q: What time is it when a lion enters the room?

A: Time to leave!

• We just can’t get enough cow jokes, now can we?

Q: What do cows like to do on the weekends?

A: They like to go to the moo-vies!

• Speaking of movies…

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: Where’s my pop corn?

• Want to hear a country joke that doesn’t involve barn animals? Here you go friend!

Q: Why is England the wettest country?

A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

• Now let’s continue on to barn animals, because they are just too laughable!

Q: What day of the week do chickens hate?

A: Fry-days!

• Animals come in all shapes and sizes and have all sorts of looks!

Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

A: A poor horse is going barefoot.

• Bees are friends to the planets, but they can be kind of scary. Here’s a joke to make them appear less so.

Q: Why did the beekeeper give away bees?

A: They were free-bees!

• Here’s another horse joke to enjoy with your pals!

Q: Where do horses live?

A: In the neighborhood!

• Cows have many feelings, but here is one of them!

Q: What do you call a cow who is afraid?

A: A cow-herd!

• Do you like sports? Pigs do too according to this joke!

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop!

• Enough with the barn animals. Let’s move on shall we!?

Q: Why was the cook arrested?

A: He was caught beating an egg!

• We never tire of bee jokes around here, that’s for sure.

Q: Why do bees always have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

• Mountain animals are next on the list with this amazing crack up!

Q: Why was the bear running around his bed?

A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

• Here’s a random one for you!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?

A: Arrrrrrrttttt!

• Math is our least favorite subject, but that doesn’t mean we can’t joke about it!

Q: Why was the mathbook so depressed?

A: Because he’s full of problems!

• Here’s a great school joke for anyone to laugh at!

Q: Why did the girl ask her dad to come to school?

A: To take a POP quiz!

• School jokes really get us through the day, how about you?

Q: Why did one pencil say to the other?

A: You look sharp!