If you’re running out of pickup lines to use on a certain lady that you fancy, there’s no shame in reverting back to some of the cheesiest and corniest pickup lines out there. And if that doesn’t work, well, maybe it’s just a sign that you’re not meant to be.
For those who are bold enough, give these cheesy pickup lines a shot!
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ’cause you look sweet and delicious.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
For those who are bold enough, give these cheesy pickup lines a shot!
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If it weren’t for that damned sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’
The best thing about these corny pickup lines is how you can look back and wonder how they worked!