In this modern age, there’s no shame in being the first to approach a guy. But when you can’t come up with something clever to say, why not appeal to his funny bone by using one of these super cheesy pickup lines?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day, butall I’m asking for is one from you.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.
Is your last name Whitman? Because I want to sample you.
Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Admit it; there’s a certain guilty pleasure that comes with using a corny pickup line to approach a cute guy!