Pick up lines don’t have to be dirty and disgusting. You can keep things light, fun and flirty while making her laugh all at once! All you need is a little bit of confidence and some help from your friends here at EveryDayKnow. We have got your back, dude! First we will go over some tips to help you deliver pick up lines in the best way that you possibly can and then we will dish out 40 of the funniest, cleanest pick up lines you have ever heard. Keep reading to check it out now!
Make Introductions First:
It is very crucial to give her your name and introduce yourself before diving right into a pick up line. This makes you more friendly and approachable. And it makes you appear less creepy and weird. By getting her name and giving her your name as well, you have just suddenly made yourselves acquaintances. This gives a comfort factor to the whole ordeal and almost guarantees she won’t turn right around when you get to actually hitting on her.
It is of the utmost importance to deliver each pick up line with confidence. Without being confident the pick up line will definitely fall flat and you risk getting blown off entirely. Most women aren’t looking for someone who can’t hold their own. They want someone who is confident enough with themselves to talk to them without failing. Although you want to be confident, you definitely do not want to be arrogant. Arrogance is a huge turn off and to be quite frank, makes you come off like a douchebag. Just don’t brag or be overly confident. Find the right balance.
Approach her with the right kind of posture to display your confidence. Keep your shoulder back and your chest pushed out. Avoid fidgeting too much. This will make you appear nervous. Yes, it’s okay to be nervous when you talk to a gorgeous women, but you don’t want to let her know that you are nervous.
Things To Avoid:
Don’t drop a pickup line when she is around friends: Why? Because you take a greater risk of her being influenced by the people she is around. Her friends might start giggling or even making gagging noises. This will embarrass her and make it less likely for her to responds positively to you.
Don’t drop more than one pick up line at a time: The last thing that you would want to do is come off as desperation. Desperation stinks and everyone knows it. She’ll crinkle her nose at you and inevitably turn you away in the end. The golden rule is one and done. Maybe you can try again at a later date if she doesn’t go for it the first time. But don’t do several at one time. Know when to call it quits, pal.
Pick Up Lines
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I proceed to check you out?
- Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how beautiful you look right now?
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- I wanna be your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Do you play soccer? You’re definitely a keeper!
- Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem so Wright for me.
- Do you have a map? I seem to be getting lost in your eyes.
- Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Jedi Mind Trick: “This is the geek you’re looking for.” *proceeds to wave hand*.
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
- Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more of you.
- We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair anyways.
- Girl, you know how to make curves great again.
- I know hello in several different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
- Hey, do you like raisins? How would you feel about a date?
- You must be a parking ticket, because it looks like you have ‘fine’ written all over you!
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.
- Feel this shirt. Do you know what that is made of? I call it boyfriend material.
- I’m here now. What are your other two wishes?
- Want me to tell you what’s on the menu? Me N’ U!
- I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
- Girl, if you were a vegetable you’d definitely be a cutecumber.
- Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? Hint: It’s me.
- I tried to send you something sexy last night but the post man insisted that I get out of the mailbox immediately.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy all the time girl.
- Your face must be the poster for McDonalds… Because I’m totally lovin’ it.
- Dang girl is your name Wi-Fi, because there is definitely a connection here.
- Aside from being extraordinarily beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
- I bet they’ll ask you to leave pretty soon. You’re making all the other women here look terrible.
- The only thing your gorgeous eyes haven’t told me is what your name is darling.
- Someone call 911! It’s gotta be illegal to be that damn fine!
- On a scale of one to ten you’re a nine… Because I’m the one left that you need.
- Have you always been this pretty? Or did you have to work for it?
- Do you have a name? Or can I call you Mine?
- You must be a Pokemon, because I sure want to pikachu!