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Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Him


Knock, knock jokes are cheesy, silly, goofy and great to have a laugh about. When teasing and playing around with your boyfriend, these jokes are a great way to lighten up the atmosphere with some silliness that will be sure to have you both giggling! And the more fun you have together, the more you want to be together!

Falling in Love

This might not be the best way of telling someone you are falling in love with him (a tad too goofy perhaps?!), but if you’ve already breached the subject, then this is a great, funny, way of reminding him just how into him you are.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Pauline who?”

“I think I’m Pauline in love with you.”

The Cutie

If your guy is being particularly cute, then this is the perfect knock, knock joke to tease him with.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Oman who?”

“Oman, you are cute!”

I Love You

While saying “I love you” for the first time is a serious affair, it doesn’t always have to be! You will be saying it so many times, you will want to get some variation in there. A knock, knock joke is a great way of saying I love you in a funny sort of manner.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Olive Who?”

“Olive you and I always have!”

Can This be Love?

If you’re in a playful mood one day and would like to express your love, then this is such  cute way of doing it!

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Candice who?”

“Candice be love I’m feeling right now?”

I Love You

Another way of using a knock, knock joke to tell someone you love them.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“I love you!”

“I love you who?”

“Don’t ask who, because it’s you.”

You Know I Love You

And, here we go again, yet another way of saying I love you! You can’t have too many of those, can you?!

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Juno who?”

“Juno I love you right?”

You Know It’s True…

Remember that Bryan Adams song, “Everything I do, I do It for You”? Well if that’s not cheesy enough, you could tell it to them this way instead… To make it extra cheesy, turn on the song right after and have a cheese fest!

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Evvie who?”

“Evvie thing that I do is for you darling.”

Since You’ve Been Away…

If your man is away and you miss him, then this knock, knock joke is the perfect way of telling him so!

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Cynthia who?”

“Cynthia you been away, I missed you.”

If You Want a Kiss

This is a fun way of saying you want a kiss from your guy! Demanding it more like it…

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Kiss who?”


Flower Delivery

Should you ever decide to deliver your man some flowers (or pick some up when out on a romantic walk…) then this is the knock, knock joke you’re looking for.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Aretha who?”

“Aretha flowers for you.”

When in Need of Love

This is a darn cute way of saying you need some loving right now…and who doesn’t need loving sometimes?

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Needle who?”

“Needle a little love right now.”

The Proposal

While asking a man to marry you using a knock, knock joke probably isn’t the best idea, if you’re already engaged and talking about your wedding, this is a cute thing to say when goofing about.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Mary who?”

“Mary me.”

The Valentine’s Date

If you’re wanting to ask your boyfriend out for Valentine’s Day with a knock, knock joe, then this one is perfect. You can also change it around to say “Value be my date?” and use it for any odd day you fancy going on a date!

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Value who?”

“Value be my Valentine?”


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