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40 Dirty Pickup Lines to Use on Guys


Having a clever pickup line can really help you when you’re trying to make an impression on a man. Men are very visual people. They like to see certain things and if you stimulate their imagination, you’re giving them something worth looking at.

Men are usually the ones to use pickup lines on women, that much we all know. But when a woman goes up to a man and throws a dirty pickup line his way, it’s a complete game changer. If you want to impress a guy and leave him wanting more, try one of these dirty pickup lines to use on men.

  1. I like your sweater. What’s it made out of? Boyfriend material?
  2. Those are some great pants! How does the zipper work?
  3. I work for UPS, so I’ll be gentle on your package.
  4. I don’t have any socks on and I have the underwear to match.
  5. I wouldn’t even need a spoon full of sugar to swallow you down.
  6. What’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.
  7. That outfit is very becoming on you, we have that in common.
  8. What kind of Uber would you be, a long or a short ride?
  9. My body has 206 bones in it but tonight it might just have 207.
  10. I want you to give me an Australian kiss. It’s just like a French kiss, but down under.
  11. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but we’ve met before.
  12. Are you a candle? Because I have the sudden urge to blow you.
  13. I hear you’ve been a very bad boy. Now go to MY room.
  14. If you were in my bed, I wouldn’t need the covers to keep warm.
  15. My hands are really cold. Can I put them down your pants to warm them up?
  16. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  17. My bed is broken, may I sleep in yours?
  18. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  19. You look like a very hard worker. I think I have an opening you can fill.
  20. We should do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or just judge you?
  21. Hey you. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  22. Is your name Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.
  23. Your belt looks way too tight. Let me loosen it for you.
  24. You remind me of a light switch. (how?) Because I want to turn you on.
  25. How do you like your eggs? Personally, I like my fertilized.
  26. Do these look real? Do they feel real?
  27. Is it wet in here or is it just me?
  28. I hear sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
  29. Do you want to take a trip to In-N-Out burger or just a trip in-n-out of me?
  30. I’ll cook you dinner if you make be breakfast.
  31. I’m no horse, but I wouldn’t mind if you rode me.
  32. Let’s only allow latex to get between our love.
  33. Smile if you want to sleep with me, don’t if you want to sleep with me.
  34. I can take my pants of in record time. Let’s see how long it takes you.
  35. If your body is a wonderland, I want to be Alice.
  36. Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
  37. You look cold. I could warm you up.
  38. I’m testing out this new lipstick. Want to help me make sure it really doesn’t rub off?
  39. You know what would make your face look better? If my legs were wrapped around it.
  40. Your license should be suspended for driving me so crazy.

Making the Most of Your Pickup Lines

It’s not enough to simply throw a line in a guy’s direction. You have to know how to make it work to your advantage. Some pickup lines are perfect on their own, while others need a little something extra. Here’s how to make the most of your pickup lines.

  1. Be confident.

Confidence is key no matter what you’re saying to a guy you think is attractive. In order to make sure they receive your pickup line well, you have to be confident with how you say it.

  1. Take it seriously.

Don’t just giggle the entire time and make a joke of it. Yes, they’re a pickup line and he’ll know this, but if you hold his gaze without wavering, it’ll be extremely sexy and he’ll be extra interested.

  1. Contact.

That being said, GIVE EYE CONTACT. There is nothing hotter than eye contact when you drop a naughty pickup line. Not only does it make him pay extra close attention to you, but he’ll be even more turned on by the fact that you’re giving him eye contact. It’s sexy. And that will help you make the most of the pickup line.

  1. Don’t use a bunch of them.

Stick to one good line. Don’t throw a bunch of lines a guy’s way and hope that he likes one of them. It’ll see really rehearsed and actually awkward. He’ll also be less likely to believe that you’re actually interested if you have a bunch of lines prepared.

  1. Be able to back it up.

You can’t just make claims that you can’t stick to. These dirty pickup lines are not for the faint of heart. If you’re not willing to do what you’re saying, then just pick a different line. Being able to back up your claims is not only really sexy, but it’ll make him intrigued to hear more.

Pickup lines are sometimes tricky to get right. But if you have the perfect line and you deliver it just the right way, men will be sure to love it. Try one of these 40 pickup lines to use on men the next time you’re out.


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