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100 Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

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Can you think of any better of a way to bond with someone than by playing a super fun game of “20 Questions”, but asking her just 20 can get extremely boring, very quickly. You are going to want to keep your conversation full of energy at all times with your girlfriend. Bad conversation ends with a bad relationship. It doesn’t matter whether you have been dating for a little while or a long time, you need questions that fit any description, right? If there’s anything that’s common knowledge by now, it is that women really dig funny guys! They sure do love a good dude that can make them laugh and keep them laughing, right? That is exactly why we have 100 of the funniest questions there are out there for you to ask your girlfriend. You could keep this game going on for days, plus you’ll both be laughing nonstop the entire time! Not only will they lighten your mood, but they will ultimately bring the two of you closer together by the end of it. Even if they don’t seem funny at first, the answers they bring will definitely give you a chuckle! So whether it is your first date or your one hundredth night staying in together, you can go ahead and enjoy asking that very special someone in your life the following hilarious 100 questions that we’ve listed below!

Super Silly Questions To Ask Her:

  1. Does anyone ever really vanish with a trace?
  2. Why are ‘easy open’ packages never easy to open?
  3. Do illiterate people get what alphabet soup is really about?
  4. Do you think that people who work for Lipton are allowed to take any coffee breaks?
  5. How often do you pee in your shower?
  6. If you wrote a book called ‘Failure’ and it doesn’t sell any copies, would it be considered a success?
  7. Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hate macaroni?
  8. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  9. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  10. When a fork is made of gold do you still call it silverware?
  11. If you decide to not pay your exorcists, do you get repossessed?
  12. If I am saving time, when will I get it back?
  13. If space is a vacuum, when do we change it’s bag?
  14. Why is a number two pencil the most popular pencil when it’s clearly in second place? What pencil is number one?
  15. When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say before the snapshot?
  16. What’s a question with no answer called?
  17. Why is Charlie short for Charles with they have the same amount of letters in them?
  18. Can you technically cry underwater?
  19. Why do they put braille on drive up ATMS when blind people cannot drive?
  20. Why aren’t blueberries actually the color blue?
  21. Why is Greenland called Greenland when it’s icy and white and Iceland called Iceland when it’s green and clear?
  22. If something ‘goes without saying’ why do people feel the need to still go ahead and say it?
  23. Do you know why there is an expiration date on sour cream?
  24. Why does it take way longer than a minute to cook ‘Minute Rice’?
  25. Why is it that the terms wise guy and wise man have totally different meanings, but technically mean the same thing?

Getting To Know Her Questions To Ask:

  1. What cartoon character do you wish you were?
  2. Do you think that you are good looking or do you view yourself as ugly?
  3. Which friend of yours annoys you the most?
  4. Which friend of mine drives you bonkers?
  5. What is the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten?
  6. Do you like to sleep in the nude or all bundled up?
  7. What’s your least favorite bug and why?
  8. Do you like snowmen?
  9. What is your least favorite game to play?
  10. What are you greedy about?
  11. What would you choose for your last meal on death row?
  12. What is your silliest fantasy?
  13. What are three things you need to take with you when you leave the house?
  14. What was your weirdest sex dream?
  15. If you could collect something that you are obsessed with, what would it be?
  16. What habit are you the most proud about breaking recently?
  17. What could you see yourself going to prison for?
  18. Who upon seeing naked would make you throw up?
  19. What is something that couples do that makes you sick to your stomach?
  20. Who’s the weirdest person you have ever had a crush on?
  21. What fictional world do you wish that you could live in?
  22. What are your thoughts on memes?
  23. If you had a t.v show about your entire life, what genre would it be?
  24. Do you love sleep or do you love being awake more?
  25. What is your most irrational fear?
  26. What pet would you never want to own?
  27. What’s something that you would brag about yourself with people?
  28. Do you think the whole world is a hologram?
  29. Even if you were starving what would you still turn down to eat?
  30. What would you do if you had the ability to be invisible for an entire 24 hours?
  31. Who is one person you wish would just ‘disappear’?
  32. What other planet would you want to live on?
  33. What’s one thing you would get rid of on Earth?
  34. How much time do you spend watching television?
  35. What’s your favorite children’s book?
  36. Would you go streaking for $10?
  37. What famous person do you think that you could take in a fight?
  38. What would the title of your biography be?
  39. Has anyone walked in on you do something embarrassing?

Laugh Out Loud Questions About Love To Ask Her:

  1. What was your most embarrassing date like?
  2. Who is the weirdest guy you’ve ever been with?
  3. What makes you drool over a guy?
  4. What is one thing that annoys you when it comes to dating?
  5. How old do you want to be when you tie the knot?
  6. What is one name that you think is ugly and you would never name your kids?
  7. What was your first kiss like?
  8. What is the worst way to be kissed?
  9. Do you like being called princess?
  10. What’s something men do that you find laughable?
  11. What’s your favorite pet name?
  12. Are you clingy?
  13. Do you think lingerie is sexy?
  14. When was time you thought you were in love, but it turned out to be lust?
  15. What’s the dumbest thing that you have ever done in the name of love?
  16. Would you kill your partner to survive if there was no food in the apocalypse?
  17. Do you think that any of my friends are attractive?
  18. What’s the weirdest sex thing someone has tried with you that you did not like?
  19. Do you consider yourself a jealous person? Why?
  20. Do you feel like you need to know all of your partner’s deepest, darkest secrets?
  21. Would you tell your partner all of your deepest, darkest secrets?
  22. Do you consider yourself a romantic at heart?
  23. What puts a big goofy smile on your face when your boyfriend does it?
  24. How would you describe your love life in 3 words?
  25. Do you miss anyone that you had a relationship with in the past?
  26. Do you consider flirting cheating?

Very Random Funny Questions To Ask Her:

  1. Ever had a deep tissue massage?
  2. What do you think karma really is?
  3. Do you believe in fate?
  4. What’s your lucky number, if you have one?
  5. Have you ever thought about a world where time doesn’t exist?
  6. Do you believe dragons were ever real?
  7. What’s your best imitation?
  8. What’s the worst thing someone can do while intoxicated, yet it’s really funny?
  9. What organ does the best job?
  10. Would you dress in drag for fun?

 

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