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100 Funny Weight Loss Team Names


When you are ready to take on a fitness challenge, it is always great to do so with a team. Across the world, obesity has become a growing problem. To combat this problem, many people are adopting new lifestyles focused on balanced diets and physical fitness. One of the hardest parts of a new lifestyle is staying motivated. A number of people use teams to motivate themselves. They work out or diet with a group of other people who have the same weight loss goals in mind.

If you are making a weight loss team, you have to find the right name for it. Ideally, you want an inspiring name that keeps you motivated. If it is funny or amusing, it can also give your group a sense of identity and a team spirit. To get you started on your name search, we have compiled a list of 10 funny weight loss team names.

1. Team B-Less: You want to “be less” in weight, so it makes sense that your team would choose this funny weight loss name.

2. 25% Down: This is the perfect funny weight loss team name if you love shopping and also want to lose a quarter of your weight.

3. The Flat Tires: This is an obvious play on the joke about having a tire around your tummy when you gain weight. With any luck, you will have only flat tires in the future.

4. Pair-a-Thighs Lost: If you did not get the pun, this is a play on the popular Milton novel, Paradise Lost.

5. Caloright: You have to do those calories right if you ever want to be light.

6. Do Not Doughnut: In addition to being a funny team name, I also like the fact that this has the same initials as the popular role playing game, Dungeons and Dragons.

7. World Wide Weight: Who needs the world wide web when you can focus on World Wide Weight?

8. No Weigh No Way: This is a simple pun, but we still think that this is a great one.

9. Ready to Lose: Some of the best weight loss team names help to motivate your team to lose weight.

10. Bulldozer Team: It might sound like the name of a construction group, but the bulldozer actually refers to how you will bulldoze away the extra weight.

11. Profit and Weight Loss Account: P&L tools are common in accounting and finance, so I feel like most people on this team would work as accountants or bookkeepers.

12. This Just Thin: Television newscasters often use this to announce headline news. Now, you have your own headline news to announce as well.

13. Kilo Zoom: You want to zoom away those kilograms or pounds to get to your ideal weight.

14. Weigh Less: If you are not sure what to name your team, this could help to motivate all of the team members. It also clearly says the goal that you want to accomplish.

15. Weight Zero: Obviously, you probably do not want to actually go for a zero weight, but your ideal weight would be an acceptable alternative.

16. Mouth Wide Shut: This team name is a good one to use if you want a reminder of how you should handle candies and impulse snacks.

17. Fat Squad: Let’s face it: There is some fat to be lost. Accept the present and work toward your future with this team name.

18. All Must Go: At shops, this type of name refers to what will happen to clearance and sale items as a business closes down or gets new inventory. For your team, it refers to what will happen to the extra weight you hate.

19. FLASH (Fit Ladies Always Stay Healthy): Talk about a “flashy” name!

20. Skinny Jeans Team: It might not be today or tomorrow, but one day, you will fit back into your skinny jeans.

21. No U-Turn: Once you make the commitment to lose weight, there is no turning back.

22. 25% Off: This is another good team name if you like shopping as much as you like to lose weight.

23. No Weigh: “No way!” is what everyone will say when they see your shocking weight loss.

24. Hangry Birds: This is a cute play on words. Some people like to play angry birds, so “Hangry” is a cute take on it. In some cultures, “birds” is also a slang term for women, so it would be a funny team name for a group of women.

25. Cereal Killers: Kill the cereal and sweets before they destroy your new diet plan!

26. Tried and Tasted: You tried and tasted it all. Now, your goal is to stop tasting and start losing weight!

27. Change Your Weigh: This is a cute play on words. You can create a number of different team names using puns involve “weight” or “weigh.”

28. Waist Recycling: Forget about recycling that waste (waist). We would rather get rid of it altogether

29. WaisTED: Actually, getting wasted probably will not help to get you waisTED.

30. VegMe: Vegetables and fruits are your friend as you start your weight loss journey. They will help you feel full for longer because of the fiber, are jam-packed in nutrients and are fairly low in calories.

31. Wishful Thinning: I think this is a very sweet name options.

32. PizzaShut: You have to forget about Pizza Hut and fast food if you want to stick to your diet plan.

33. A Lot at Steak: Steaks are at stake in this game.

34. It’s Slimpossible: Nothing is impossible anymore. If you can stay motivated and be patient, you will lose that weight. It might take time, but imagine how you will feel in 1, 5 or 10 years when you are looking your best.

35. Soda Crush: Sodas are another thing that you have to cut back on.

36. iLoveMe: This is an adorable variation on iPhone names, but it is an inspiring option for a weight loss team.

37. The Slimsons: If you love the Simpsons, this would be a clever weight loss team name.

38. Lean Into It: Starting leaning into your workout and diet plan. Before long, you truly will be lean.

39. McDoNot: You have to keep this in mind before eating McDonald’s or doughnuts.

40. Eight Two Much: If only we were only eight pounds too much. If you have reached this weight loss milestone already, congrats!

41. The Gladeaters: I like how this makes your weight loss team sound like a group of warriors and gladiators.

42. No Weight for No Weight: You don’t want to wait until tomorrow to start your weight loss goals. Today is always the best time to get your goals going.

43. Head Over Meals: Your stomach tells you to gobble things down, so your mind has to learn how to control it.

44. Candy Crush: This is a funny weight loss team name for groups of candy lovers who want to get in shape.

45. Fatra: This is a cute team name.

46. Dietox: Skip the detox. What we all really need is a dietox and a new, healthier way of living.

47. Team Zero: Again, zero probably shouldn’t be your goal weight, but we like the enthusiasm.

48. Out of My Weigh: This is another fun pun that you can use for your team name.

49. No Excess Luggage Allowed: This team name is a bit on the long side, but it still sounds rather cute.

50. Choose to Lose: Each day, you can make the choice between losing weight or staying the same. What do you want to choose?

51. Belly Acres: I like this option.

52. Withering A-Weigh: This is what will be happening before long!

53. Jiggle Giggle: This name certainly makes me giggle!

54. Gut Busters: It’s time to bust that gut!

55. Thinning the Herd: This almost sounds like a survival of the fittest situation.

56. Blew by You: Your team will be the best for weight loss and healthy eating!

57. Cell-u-Light: Skip the cellulite as you start to become cell-u-light.

58. Mini Mees: This is what the new you will look like.

59. Starvin’ Marvin: The name is cute, but we do not recommend starving yourself to get thin.

60. Meltaways: This sounds like the name of a candy.

61. Asset Audit: This is another option that would be great for business or finance professionals.

62. The Thinner Winners: If you keep your eyes on the prize, you will “win” your goal before long.

63. Lean Queens: Who doesn’t want to be a queen?

64. Waist Away: As you make your waist go away, you will also slowly waste away!

65. Lost Boys: This is an option for weight loss teams that are mostly guys.

66. Fitmen for Hire: This is another option for male teams.

67. Booty Fall: You are beautiful, and your booty is certainly starting to disappear!

68. Better Naked: I think everyone has the goal of looking better naked.

69. Twinkies Defense: You have to play defense on the Twinkies and sweets if you want to win the weight loss game.

70. Tour de Fat: Hopefully, the Tour de Fat will be easier than the Tour de France.

71. The Shredders: Let’s get shredding!

72. Cast-a-Weighs: I like how this funny name makes me think of tropical islands and sandy beaches.

73. Thick ‘n’ Thin: Your team is together through the thick and thin, but you’d rather stick to the thin, right?

74. Downsizing: It’s time to start downsizing!

75. Diminishing Returns: This is another funny weight loss team name for financial, accounting or business professionals.

76. Dwindling Divas: Let’s get dwindling, ladies!

77. Weigh to Go: High fives for everyone!

78. Weight Warriors: This sounds like a play on the name of the popular diet plan, Weight Watchers.

79. Cut It Out: Simple, but to the point.

80. Bringing Sexy Back: You are quite literally bringing sexy back.

81. Skinny Dippers: Skinny dipping is fun if you can find a secluded pond. Now, your skinny dipping will have a lot more “skinny” in it.

82. Waist Basket: You have to toss all that waist weight into the waste basket to reach your goal.

83. We’re Not Gonna Bake It: If baked goods are your guilty pleasure, this team name will be a constant reminder to stick to your diet.

84. Belly Flat: If you want to make your belly fat, your team members can help to support your goals along the way.

85. Droopy Drawers: It might not sound appealing now, but you will be excited to see your drawers become droopy from losing so much weight.

86. Unrepentant Thinners: Obviously, this is a play on the phrase, “unrepentant sinners.”

87. Thinner Than You: This is a bit aggressive as far as team names go, but it is still fairly cute.

88. Waist Watchers: This is another play on the term, “Weight Watchers.”

89. Spin Doctors: If your team likes to go to spin class to get in shape and lose weight, go with this team name option.

90. Dwindling Expectations: Let’s get to dwindling away!

91. Unpacking the Trunk: This is a cute team name that will help you stay motivated on your weight loss journey.

92. Lighten Up: You might be serious about losing your weight, but you can still “lighten up” every now and then as well!

93. Flab-U-Less: You want to start feeling fabulous, so your goal is to also be flab-u-less.

94. Disappearing Dames: We like the alliteration in this team name, and we think that is is one of the better funny weight loss team names.

95. Iron Maidens: Your muscles will start to look like iron as the weight starts to melt away from your body.

96. It Figures: This common slang term also works if you are focused on getting the right figure.

97. Belly Bailout: It might take a few months or years, but you will bail out your belly and get in shape.

98. The Trimtones: This sounds like a play on the movie, the Flintstones, but you can use it however you see fit.

99. The Metabolics: With the right diet and exercise plan, you can get your metabolism going again.

100. Pumba Team: I loved Pumba in the Lion King, but I certainly don’t want to look at him. This is a cute team name to keep you motivated on your weight loss journey.


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