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School Pick Up Lines


Hitting on someone can be entirely nerve-wracking. Hitting on someone while in school makes for even more nervousness to arise. But you got to hold it down and ultimately play it cool! How can you do that? By using some awesome pick up lines. Pick up lines are always there for you when you need a backup plan.

Pick Up Lines For High School or College

When you walk onto any campus you have to prepared for anything at all times. Including being prepared to hit on some cuties, right? So take a look below at some of these fine pick up lines for you to use in school any day!

  • Summer must be over, because I sense you are about to fall for me.
  • I’ll never make it to class on time with you always around distracting me.
  • Are you the janitor here, because you keep sweeping me right off of my feet?
  • Hey I need some answers for this math homework. Quick, give me your number!
  • Are we in science class, because I feel a lot of chemistry between us.
  • You are definitely an A+. I want to to take you home and show you to my parents.
  • Are you the SATS? I’d glad sit in a room with you for six hours.
  • Are you a prospective student? Because I’d like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.
  • Are you Harvard? Because I know I’ve got no chance with you.
  • Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can’t even have a car on campus.
  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.
  • Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can’t even have a car on campus.
  •  If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.
  • My love for you is like pi… never ending.
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • High school is definitely like hell, but you are the hottest thing around.
  • You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • Want to be my high school sweetheart?
  • I can’t imagine getting anything for lunch now that I’ve seen how delicious you look today.
  • Allow me to buy you something from the cafeteria today.
  • Let me hold that number, girl/boy!
  • Hey, I didn’t know that angels went to high school/college.
  • I bet all your classmates are jealous of how beautiful you are.
  • I hate when the bell rings because it means I won’t see you until tomorrow.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?
  • You’re like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.
  • Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.
  • What’s a beauty like you doing in a shabby school like this one?
  • Forget all these other children and date a real man/woman like me.
  • Can I take you out to the next football game? I’d love to show you off.
  • If you were a pencil you wouldn’t be a number 2, because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
  • Are you my French homework, because MaDamnnn!

Pick Up Lines For Old Classmates

So you might be out of school, but still see some of those hotter classmates around every now and again. Maybe you’re thinking of hitting on them one of these times. Well, that’s a perfect situation to use  these following school related pick up lines!

  • It’s so funny that you were this hot football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME?
  • Hey cutie, your next drink’s on me. (I’ve saved a lot of money because I’m still on my parents’ phone plan.)
  • Just because I haven’t seen you in 10 years doesn’t mean I haven’t thought of you every day.
  • High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I’m not married.
  • Ahhh, high school. Remember the time we made out in the parking lot in 15 minutes from right now?
  • If I’d have known I’d see you here, I’d have been sitting on this bar stool since my 21st birthday.
  • I can’t believe I haven’t seen you in 8 years. You don’t look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy?
  • Wow, this party is a total drag. Just like high school. Remember, we had class together?
  • You haven’t aged a single day since high school/college!
  • So are you still single?
  • Time is a funny thing. Things have changed, but your looks sure haven’t!


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