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40 Texts to make her laugh and get attracted to you


Texting a girl isn’t easy. Listen, as a female, I know that your run-of-the-mill pickup line isn’t really going to work. Now, unless she really likes you, she may let it slide. But if you’re at the club, you need to be a little more elegant with how you approach a woman. The best approach is to, of course, be yourself and make her laugh. If you’re not the comedian type, then don’t try too hard or else it’ll come off as fake. But, once you have her number, you can use some lines that’ll put a smile on her face. But for you to make her laugh, you’re going to have to have some funny lines in your back pocket, ready to use. You want her engaged in conversation and excited to talk to you. But don’t worry, we have it covered for you. Here are the 40 texts you can use that’ll make her laugh and have her more into you than ever.

  1. Stop thinking of me, I’m tingling.
  2. Don’t look, I’m changing.
  3. What kind of chaos are you causing now?
  4. I saw the cutest squirrel gathering nuts today at the park and it made me think of you.
  5. Press 1 if you’re alive. Press 2 if you’re bored and need me to come and save you.
  6. I swear if you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
  7. You know, I’ve had a crush on you for years.
  8. How many stars would you rate your day today? If it’s below 4, let’s fix that.
  9. My hotline was supposed to be blingin’ over an hour ago.
  10. Sweety pie, baby, honey bee, sunshine. If you don’t answer to these pet names, they’re gonna start getting nasty, just like an hour old bowl of cereal.
  11. Wanna come over a cuddle?
  12. If you were trash I’d take you out every day.
  13. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  14. Do you know what my t-shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  15. I was definitely feeling a bit off today, but you suddenly turned me on.
  16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink from last night. [Why] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. How’s tomorrow?
  17. You’re looking a tad cold…want to use me as a blanket?
  18.  I went to the doctors today and they told me I was lacking Vitamin U.
  19. I have to follow you home – my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  20. I haven’t smiled this much until I met you.
  21. I had a funny line for you, but you’re so beautiful I’ve completely forgotten it.
  22. I’ve been trying to find a word in the dictionary that describes how beautiful you are.
  23. Want to order pizza, cuddle and watch your favourite chick flick with me?
  24. I would invite you over tonight but you’re so hot that I’m worried about if my air conditioner can handle it.
  25. I’m really trying to fight the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world.
  26. Girl, you’ve been on my mind like an Ed Sheeran song. Just ruthless.
  27. Listen, I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  28. The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
  29. You know I love your curves, but my favourite one is your smile.
  30. Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  31.  Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about it in my diary?
  32. Your lips looked so lonely last night, you think they’d like to meet mine?
  33. Are you a believer of love in first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
  34. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back to you.
  35. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  36. Do you have a specific time that you have to be back in heaven?
  37. Don’t you think we’d look cute on a wedding cake together?
  38. You’re like a slic of pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
  39. Let’s partner up and commit the perfect crime: You steal my heart and I’ll steal yours.
  40. Girl, you spend so much time on my mind, I should be charging you rent.

Now that you have a couple super cute lines to use, try them out. You’ll notice that some lines respond better than others, but it usually depends on the girl. With these lines, you’ll notice that she’ll be blushing and laughing while reading your texts. You don’t have to be a comedian to make a girl laugh, you just need to have the right lines ready to use. It’s not that hard to make someone laugh, especially if they’re into you.


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